hi freinds mera nam prithvi he or me b.com last year sudnt hu.i am puting in nangloi delhi dosto mujhe serios rehna acha lagta me jyada majak nahi karta jis area me me rehta waha pe jyada tar ladke meri persnality ko lekartarif karte mujhe pyar se lucky bhai bulate us area ki ladkia mere bare me bate karte dosto me apko batana chahta hu ki mujhe gym jana ka bahot shok he or mer body hi meri persnality he jo muhe atractive banati he isilie me apne area me famouse hnu ye me apne area me jyada kisi se bat nahi karta. come in story dosto sep.2012 mere ghar ke piche hanuman madir he jaha me har mangal war puja karne jata hu e dukan se prashad leka mandir ke samne aya ki mandir me se ek ladki bahr ai dosto wo ladki us area me ni thi use kuch hi din hue the wo kiray ke makan me rehati yaro bas itna samajh lo jindgi me mene esi ladki kabhi nahi dekhi me delhi ke har area se wakif hu har tarah ki ladkio me uthna bethna he nature wise mujhe pasand karti he mujhe logo ki burai sunne ya sunane ka koi shok nahi he jis ladki ki me bat kar raha hu manglwar ke din usne blake clr ka suit sar pe dupatta dosto uski hight mere si lambi but mene use ignor kar diya kyoki wo meri taraf apni pith kare hue thi after 5 min jab me mandir ke samne khda hua tab uski najar mujh par padi mene uski taraf dekha dosto wo meri jindgi ka sabse haseen pal tha kyoki ladki kitni bhi khoobsurat ho mene aj tak kisiko palt kar nahi dekha par usko dekhta hi reh gaya dosto me ladkio ke mamle me bilkul kaddu hu kyki mene kabhi in chijo pe dhyan nahi diya but yar its real kabhi na kabhi ye chije apke samna jarur ati he us ladki ko dekh ke mene ya socha ki ye ladki mere ko like kyo karegi mujhse ki guna jyada smart he me pooja karke waha se chla gaya ye janne ki koshis bhi nahi ki wo rehti kaha he but after 7 day iam in house me apni chat par khada tha achanak barish shuru ho gai mene socha thodi chat ki safai kar leta hu thane iam start mene apne kade utare or short pehna jesa ki mene apko batya ki me gym jata hu so meri body kafi fit thi mujhe safai karte sham ho gai sham ko me usi short me apni chat per ghum raha tha ki achanak mujhe laga ki koi mujhe dekh raha he mene dekha to mere ghar se 150 meter ki duri pe 3 ladkia khadi thi and all are wacthing me wo mujhe hi dekh rahi thi but sham thi isilye mene jyada dhyan nahi diya dosto agli subah me 4.30 am iam go to the gym ese karte mujhe kareeb 15 days ho gay fir ek din achanak sham ke time me 2 dosto ke sath ghum kar karib 10 pm gali ke samne se araha tha ki ek ladki jo 3 flor ke makan me top flor ki khidki ko band krke ja rahi thi usne achanak mujhe dekha or dubara khidki khol ke khadi ho gai ap wishwas nahi karenge ye...
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Humpty
Aditi aap 2nd page ke…My true love wale story pee ajao…..Mein wait kar raha huu…..
Humpty
Ok….Mein aata huu..
Aditi
Yar name to batao varna BachApan da pagalpan vali second story hai vaha pe aa jao okk
Humpty
Nupur and Aditi aap 2nd page ke 1st story pe ajao….
Mein wait kar raha huu….
nupur
yes Humpty good joke
Humpty
Wese Nupur and Aditi…..Itna bura joke nhi tha…..
Ek comment to banta hai…..
Humpty
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega…
Humpty
Nupur driver uncle keh rahe hee…..Aab bus ke speed Nupur ke ghar ke paas jaake slow hooge…..
vinod ald
Apne Bare Me Kabhi Bura Mat Socho,
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Kyunki Iske Liye Bhagwan Ne Hmare Kuch
Khaas Rishtedaro Aur Padosiyo Ko Pura
Theka De Rakha H
Aditi
Humpty and nupur meri comment post nae ho rae so plz kae aur story ka name batao aap plzzzzz aap bolo vaha chalte hai plzzzzz
nupur
jaldi bolo Humpty joke
Humpty
Driver uncle bus ke speed thode slow kardo plzz…..
nupur
OK vinod Ji pura jabalpur ghum lena ok ghar aa gya to ab sayd hi reply kr Pye
Humpty
Wese…..Nupur and Aditi….Ek joke bolu kya..
Humpty
Okay Nupur mein keh deeta huu……
nupur
aditi tumhara mood kjarab kyu h ye to batao
Humpty
Aditi..Nupur ne sahi kaha…..
vinod ald
nupur mai yanha par ghumuga dhuandhar falls tiwara ghat ranidurgawati kanha kisliark sadar bazar old bazar kotwali ghum lu na
nupur
bol do Humpty
nupur
koi bat nhi aditi paper aise hi jate rhte h
Humpty
Hmm…..Nupur mein driver uncle ko keh du kya bus thoda slow chalane ko….
Aditi
Nae humpty mene lunch nae kiya tha aur mera mud kharab hai to paper bhi bakvas gaya kya yar
nupur
Humpty 5 min
nupur
are mai main jabalpur se nhi hu vha ke pas me district h vha se hubye vha ka code h
Humpty
Nupur..Abhi kitne time he ghar pohonchne mein.
vinod ald
ye kaisa no likha hai mai to code no likha hai wanha ka
nupur
mai free time me songs hi sunti h mujhe songs sumna bht psand h and vinaod bhedaght nice place aana aap sb ghumne
Humpty
Aditi apne lunch kiya tha…..
vinod ald
nupur pta hai mera man karta hai ki mai bheragaat ghum aau par aa nhi pata
Humpty
Hmm…..Wese Nupur aapko song sunnaa kaisa lagta hai…..
nupur
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nupur
07793
Humpty
It’s ok…..Aditi exam kaise gaya…….
nupur
abhi nhi 15 min me phuch jyege
vinod ald
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Humpty
Nupur ghar pe aagaye kya aap……
nupur
its OK aditi paper kesa gya
nupur
nhi city dusri h
Aditi
So Sory humpty aur nupur mera exam tha to me paper dene gae thi aur jock a6e the aapke mera wait karna pada aapko aur ha meri fev.singafev . singer hoy sinh, sreya gosal aur atif aslam aur Humpty aapke fev. Singer kon hai and once again sory
nupur
btaya to jabalpur se or Humpty kuch to bolo
vinod ald
civil lines me na
vinod ald
nupur batao
Humpty
Hmm…..
nupur
jabalpur
vinod ald
nupur aap m p me kanha se ho
nupur
Khan gye Humpty
nupur
ab to ghr phuchne wale h
nupur
nhj jhan mai aai thi vha 1 function tha to kal hi vapas aane vale the but nhi aa pye to aaj ghar ja rhe hb
Humpty
Nupur aap market gaye the kya….
Humpty
Acha thik hee..phir hum baat karte he…..
nupur
are ghar jakr to. or busy ho jyege sabhi family members hoge to bat nhi kr payege
Humpty
Nupur Aap aapne ghar ajao..phir hum baat karte hee……okk..
Ghar ache se jana..
Take care..
nupur
network v aa ja rhe h
nupur
mai bus me hu type krte v nhi bn rha
Humpty
Nupur aap bus mein hoo……
Humpty
Aditi kaha hoooo…..
vinod ald
nupur aap kanha ho
Humpty
Nupur ap hoo.
nupur
ab aap busy ho gye sayd
nupur
kya bataye busy to lifetime hi rhege
nupur
hi good evening mai actually bus me hu
Humpty
Nupur busy hoo aap….
Humpty
Nupur Good evening nhi bolna he kya..
Humpty
Hi..Nupur..Good evening..
nupur
hi mai yhi hu
Humpty
Nupur kah ho.
Humpty
Nupur aap busy ho kya…..
Humpty
Nupur..Aditi..kaha hoo.
Humpty
Nupur hoo ap.
vinod ald
Patni ne pati ko
Surprise krne k lie
kitchtn mein jakr new SIM card se call ki
Or boli,,
Hllo darling…
Pati: baad mein
call kro jaan
abhi wo kutti kamini kitchen mein hain
vinod ald
Girl To Boy (in Party):
Excuse Me!
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Boy: Yes ?.
Girl: Mere ek Hath Mein Plate
Hai or ek Hath Mein Glass,
I Can’t Use Them..
Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se ek
Cheez Hata Sakte Hain?
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Boy (Very Happy): G
Boliye Kya Hataana Hai ?
Girl: Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazarein
Girls first time rock
nupur
true vinod Ji mob sbse phle dekhte h so ke uthke
vinod ald
Aaj kal ki Generation Ko Sabse
Zyaada Tension Kab Hoti Hai ?
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Exams Me?
Nahi,
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Results Me?
Nahi,
Jab So Kar Utho Aur Mobile
Aaas Paas Na Ho
nupur
ha ha nice 1 vinod Ji
vinod ald
3G ki shakti hume dena data
Cell ka signal kamjor ho na
Hum rhe range me har kadam pe
Bhul kar bhi .. Hum offline ho na!
nupur
OK bye take care
Humpty
Nice joke Nupur…..
Nupur mein 15 min mein aaya…
Bye..Take care..
Humpty
Hmm….Nice song….
nupur
Golu_mera shampoo ke sath wala gift do
Shopkeeper_ uske sath koi gift nai h
Golu_bakwas na kr shampoo pe likh h dandruff free
nupur
Allah wariyan song mujhe bhut pasand h
Humpty
Nupur ek aap joke bolo na plz..
nupur
nhi to mai aapse angry nhi hu mujhe samjh nhi aa rha kya bat kru
Humpty
Aditi kaha hooo…
Humpty
Nupur aap angry ho kya mere se.
nupur
bilkul welcome vinod
vinod ald
mai aa jau risu nupur
Humpty
Nupur aapne kaha tha naa.mere bohot se fav song hee…..Ek apne fav song ka name batao plz.
nupur
ha ha nice or kuch batao Humpty
Humpty
Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA
kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA
Humpty
Hmm..Ek aur joke bolta hu…..
nupur
ha mai yhi hu apke kuch bolne ka wait kr rhi hu
Humpty
Aditi soo gaye hoo kya aap.
Humpty
Nupur aap hoo….
nupur
aditi Khan ho yarr
nupur
hmm mujhe jokes bhut pasand h
Humpty
Wese Nupur aapko jokes pasand hai………
nupur
ha ha ha nice joke
Humpty
Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo
aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko
hamesha bandh rakhe..
nupur
OK bolo
Humpty
Hmm…..Nupur and Aditi Ek joke bolta hu……
nupur
Shreya arijit aatif and sonu nigam and lata Ji
Humpty
Aditi kah ho..
Humpty
Nupur aapko kaun se Singer pasand hai..
nupur
ha lunch krke hi gye the vha
nupur
koi h yha I know I ml late but I m sorry
Humpty
Hmm..Nupur lunch kiya aapne…..
nupur
and aditi aapko kon si bat itni pareshan kr rhi h ki aap khana bhi nhi kha pa rhi ho
nupur
hi sorry yaar yha par dharmik programs ho rhe h to vha chale gye the family ke sath vha bhut bheed hoti h to mobile nikal bhi nhi pate
Humpty
Aditi aap busy ho…..
Humpty
Nupur aap mere se angry hoo Kya.
Humpty
Nupur..Aditi Kaha hoo ap …..
Humpty
Aditi kaha ho…….
Humpty
Nupur kaha ho.
Humpty
Ha meine kar liya…..Aditi aapko kaun se singer pasand hai……
vinod ald
mai aa jau
Aditi
Nae karna aap bolo aapne kiya ya nae aur aap apne bare ku6 batao na plz Yar
Humpty
Aditi aab lunch bhi nhi karna aapko kya.
Aditi
Nae kyu aur aapne aur lunch kiya aapne
Humpty
Aditi subah aapne breakfast kiya tha..
Aditi
Me abhi bahot jyada confuse mere ak matter ki vajah sebisi liye muje ku6 khana pina a6a nae lagata okkk aur aapne
Humpty
Aditi apne lunch kiya ….
Aditi
Hii humpti how are late ho gaye batao aap ku6 chalo
Humpty
Aditi.Nupur kaha hoo…..
Humpty
Aditi and Nupur aap busy hoo Kya..
Humpty
Aditi and Nupur kaha hoo….
vinod ald
Horror films mein
Ladki ko Ghar mein
Jab kuch ajeeb sunai deta hai tO wo kehti hai
KON HAI WAHAN?
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KON HAI WAHAN?
Jaisay k Bhoot Bolega
Haan Behen Mai kitchen mein Hu.
Tumhari maa ne mast gulab jamun banaye hai,, wohi kha raha hu aaaaaoo khayenge saath
vinod ald
Boyfriend and Girlfriend room mEin khamosh baithe they*
Gf ki soch :
1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni kar raha?
2- Kya ye dusri ladki k barey me soch raha hai?
3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai?
4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe hain?
5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun!
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Bf ki soch : BC Petrol
Kitna Mehanga Ho Gaya hai?
Humpty
Aditi mein 1:30 baje aata huu phir bataunga…….
Bye Aditi and Nupur….
Take care..
vinod ald
2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi:
GF:
Kamine!!
Main tere kapde faad dungi.
BF:
Dekh ab tu serious ladai mein romantic baat mat kar.
Aditi
Nice jock humpty aapko jock bahot pasand hai lagata hai aisa aur kya kya pasand hai aapko
Humpty
Aditi and Nupur itna bura joke nhi tha…..
Kam se kam smile to kar sakte the…..
Aditi
Jock k liye pu6 a mat karo
Humpty
Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!
Humpty
Aditi and Nupur mein ek joke bolta hu okk…..
vinod ald
kitni story chang karte ho tum sb
vinod ald
good mo
nupur
ha aditi aap jab tk yha ho hum a apse bat krege
Humpty
Nupur kaha hoo..
Humpty
Aditi breakfast kiya apne……
Aditi
Nae Sory yar ab log mujse a aur kal bat karoge ki nae
Humpty
Nupur..Ek girl bhi like kar sakte hai Ek boy ko……
nupur
kyu ab aap apne ghar jaogi to vha bat kyu nhi kr paogi
Humpty
Aditi aap kal se kyun nhi aoge.
nupur
Khan gye dono
Aditi
Me apne related k waha hu meri exam thi isi liye lekin me parso Me gar jane vali hu to bat nae ho payegi
nupur
kyu aditi kal se aisa kya hone wala h Jo aap yha nhi aa paogi
nupur
means jruri nhi h har bar boy ko hi koi pasand aaye girl bhi like kr skti h but yha to sabka manna h keval boys ke pas right h like krne ka girl kre to wo galt h
Aditi
Humpty aap ne kal mujse fnd ship k liye bola tha na to wo kya he na me yaham pe kal tk hi hu aur fir 2 3 month k bad aaugi ak din ki fnd ship karni ho to kar sakte ho Sory yar me aap sab se bat nae kar paugi fir
Humpty
Aditi kaha hoo……
Humpty
Nupur ek baat batao……. but achha to koi nhi kisi ko bhi lg skta h….Means
Humpty
Ha pucho..
nupur
ha bolo aditi
nupur
its ok wese yha sabhi ko lgta h ki meri galti thi 1 girl ko kisi bog ko like nhi krna chahiye boy ko hi girl ko like krna chahiye but achha to koi nhi kisi ko bhi lg skta h
Humpty
It’s okay Aditi…..Thode der baad breakfast karunga….
Aditi
It’s ok ab Koe pro na ho to bolo ak bat bolu bura nae manage na
Humpty
Nupur sorry kal raat ke liye…..Woo net pack khtm ho gaya tha…..
Aditi
Okkk sry ab bolo kya hai aapne breakfast kyu nae kiya
Humpty
Aabhi breakfast karne ka man nhi hee isliye nhi kiya.
nupur
Humpty kal aap Khan chale gye the good night v nhi bola
Humpty
Woo aap reply nhi de rahe the na iss liye kaha…..
Aditi
Aapne abhi tk breakfast kyu nae kiya aur ha me busy girl nae hu samje aapne aisa kyu kaha
Humpty
Hmm……Nupur Meine aapke story read ke……..
Aditi kaha hoo.
nupur
pta nhi dekh leti hu but kvi kvi wo samjh me nhi aata
Humpty
Hmm..Nupur aapko tom and jerry cartoon pasand hai kya.
nupur
mai morning. me breakfast nhi krti itni subh bhukh. nhi lgti
Humpty
Busy girl Aditi kaha ho….
Humpty
Nupur apne breakfast kiya…..
Humpty
Mein bhi nhi…..
Humpty
Aditi ap busy hoo naa…..
Aditi
Nae aur aapne aur Hii nupur
Humpty
Hi..Nupur..Good morning.
nupur
hi good morning everyone
Humpty
Aditi Ek baat batao..Apne breakfast kiya..
Humpty
Ha..Mujhe bhi bohot pasand hai…..
Aditi
Ha yar bahot lekin mene bata na bhul gae thi or aapko bhi sayad pasand hoga hena
Humpty
Aditi aap busy ho kya..
Humpty
Aditi aapko tom and jerry cartoon pasand hai kya.
Aditi
Bolo humpty kya hai
Humpty
Hi..Aditi..
sumit
i like this
vinod ald
chotu new story aa gai hai mai wanha par 10 baje miluga ok by
vinod ald
ye galat bol rhi ho tum aap ki wajah se koi nhi gya hai sb apne se gye hai aur ek din sb phir aa jaye ge ye vada hai mera
jannat
Mere wajah se sablog chale gye rishuu rose aliya dstn sab is wajah se mera v ab yaha ane ka man nahi karta
vinod ald
kyo kya ho gya hai
vinod ald
phir chali gai na
jannat
Me bi jinda hu…ab kya batau bhai apko ki muje kya prblm he….me to bhot tens hu
vinod ald
dastan bhi gayab hai rose risu ka to pta nhi
vinod ald
beta to bahut badi badi bate karti hai par aane ka time nhi milta hai
jannat
Nahi bhai esa nahi blte h Acchi bat nahi he
vinod ald
chotu mera beta kanha hai
vinod ald
chotu face dikha ke jaya kyo chali jati ho
jannat
Nahi bhai esa nahi blte hein..acchi bt nhi he
vinod ald
chotu
jannat
Bhai
vinod ald
aru ka na to phone aya aur na hi sms aya hai wo apne bhai ko bhul gai hai aur uska no bhi mere pas nhi hai
vinod ald
kal mujhe gussa to bahut aa rha tha phir maine apne gusse ko nichor ke jahar ki tarah pee ke so gya tha
vinod ald
chotu kal mai aap ka 10 baje se 11 baje tak pagalo ki tarah wait kar rha tha
vinod ald
chotu bta ke jaya kro ki itne baje milte hai
jannat
Bhai apne aru se baat ki…?
jannat
Mere bhai nahi ayege kya aj…..aru kaha ho..aliya also….
bhai n all frnds sab aa jaao humare yaha tea pine hmari mmi ne banaya h avi 7 ho gye.tea pine ka tym ho gya he…
jannat
Mohd ji story publish hone ke 3 days baad aapki story aayegi…aap wait kijiye…or saat me hum bhi apki story read krne ka wait karte he.. 3 days baad aapki story aa jayegi ok..
mohd aqib
yaar meri story upload ho gai he lekin aai nhi tumhari kitne din baad aai plz give me answer plz bro
Yubraj Partap Singh
kya yrr tum b un sab ladko mai ho jo Sirf dekhte hi rehte ho.
If u really love her then u have nt hesitation for Suggestions. Bt I think it is only Attraction of her.
If u gutts thn u will do it.
I hope that now u will forget her & Continue enjoy your Life.
Fb.contact- yubraj Partap Singh
Prashant Diwakar
Bhai mere saath bhi dicto yahi hua
vinod ald
aap bhul jao par ye bhai nhi bhule ga aur ye batao ammi ka opretion kb hai
vinod ald
chotu koi bat nhi
vinod ald
chotu kabhi mujhe yad kar liya kro
vinod ald
chotu nhi ana hai kya
annu
I am waiting for u
Rihan khan
Strange story
Anyway hi everyone spl jannnat
vinod ald
beta mai aa gya
vinod ald
chali gai kya
vinod ald
chotu aap ho
vinod ald
chotu mai 10 baje ata hu by
jannat
Mera bhai 1st he..lekin selfish nahi he..!
vinod ald
beta aliya nhi ana hai kya
vinod ald
mai 1st hu kyoki mai selfish hu